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RockItt safe and well despite floods

Supergroup unaffected by severe weather pummeling the west of England

July 24, 2007 -- Fans of rock outfit RockItt will be pleased to hear that the band have survived the heavy rain and consequent floods that have been battering England where the band are currently rehearsing ahead of their forthcoming European Tour.  Fan Jayne Knockers expressed what thousands are thinking: “I’ve lost everything in the floods; my TV, furniture, the budgie, photographs of the children when they were young…everything” said Knockers (23) “but thank goodness the boys in RockItt are OK…”  

In fact, the band have been locked away in the studio working so hard that they have barely noticed the chaos caused by the widespread flooding up and down the country.  

“Oh, has it been raining?” said bassist Wayne Kranium when told of the rain and the floods.  “I’m always quite moist and the studio’s so damp anyway that I hadn’t really noticed the difference”.

The floods have meant that demand for clean water and fresh food has been extremely high.  Buzz Muffberger said that the first he’d heard of it was on a brief visit to the shops.  “The first I’d heard of it was on a brief visit to the shops”, he said.  “The rest of the band made me nip out to the bakery as sort of a forfeit because I was struggling with a guitar solo” he explained.  “There were queues around the block when I got there and the place was packed.  People were panic-buying bread and baked goods of all descriptions.  Warm muffins were literally selling like hot cakes…” concluded the guitarist.

 

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