RockItt thank fans for response to new website
Band 'overwhelmed' by success of www.rockitt.co.uk
October 24, 2007 -- RockItt have today thanked their
loyal fan-base for the success of the band's online presence. The long
awaited official RockItt website - www.rockitt.co.uk
- was launched in July 2007 to widespread acclaim from fans of the band who
reformed at the end of 2006 after a five year absence from the music
scene. The website has had thousands of hits in the first three months
since the launch and the band have been inundated with messages of support.
Underlining the popularity of the website Boadicea Stiletto, Personal
Assistant (UK and Asia) to keyboard maestro Shag
Fury, has released the following statement:
"The band would like to thank all of their fans for the huge response
we've had since RockItt's new website went live.
"We've had quite literally several web 'hits' which we're told is great.
"The band members are still wading through the many thousands of e-mails
they have received. We'd especially like to thank all those who have got
in touch offering us OEM software of various descriptions (thanks, but we've got
all the software we need right now and are more into hardware anyway) and to
those offering Shag Fury excellent deals on Viagra, Cialis and various hair loss
remedies; it's nice of you to think of him but trust me, he doesn't need any of
"The band have thought long and hard about whether to help those of you who
have contacted us asking for help to get funds out of Nigeria and other far
flung places. The large quantities of money on offer are temping but as RockItt
are already fabulously rich the band have generously decided to let someone else
get their hands on the cash.
"Finally, RockItt have been slightly embarrassed by the vast
quantity of sexually explicit / pornographic e-mail that the band has been
sent. Of course, as international sex-symbols this type of e-mail is not
entirely unexpected. We would like to assure our fans that Buzz
Muffberger has been diligently and carefully going through each and every
one of these. In fact, he has been locked away in his bedroom for several
days examining them."